Monday, August 01, 2005

Somebody Call All Our Mommas...


...'cause someone just got whipped! Drubbed. Spanked. Slammed. Destroyed, more like it.

Yes, the bats were alive for SHS tonight, and a fourth rain-out couldn't save VML (team two) from the onslaught that was Monday night. "It hurt... bad," said Bunz Kennedy, about mega-f'ing his leg up while running home on his THIRD IN THE PARK HOME RUN.

Kennedy wasn't SHS' only offense tonight, though. Everyone took part... everyone. Let's run through some highlights:

  • Bunz Kennedy - Three in the park home runs

  • Gentle Ben - Two in the park home runs

  • Kim "Nevada" Cook - 2 for 4 with 3 RBIs

  • Coacherson - Hit for the cycle, SHS' second out of parker

  • Mandy "What???" Shannon - Two triples and a double

  • McTighe - Two great innings of relief pitching (in preparation for Thursday), one great box joke

  • Can't... remember... it... all...



The deal is, we won. Big. 32-6, big. Ouch. Don't believe us? Check out the Seedboard up above. Seedboards don't lie.

Rematch Thursday, get ready.

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